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Ship Excursions


While we anticipate our shoreleave in San Francisco this coming weekend I look back over our misgiuded tour of Sacramento on Saturday-last.  When Captain Morgan looked at me and said "We've got to get out of here or we will eat each other's souls!"  I realized she was right (the crew of the Lamaupin was having a particularly bitchy and PMS filled night).  I suggested some light hearted rollerskating at a not-so-local rink, so off we set in the Captain's dingy following our Navagator Sidney's faithful words of "I know EXACTLY where that is."  Nearly two hours later and missing our Scientist (off on some private experiment no doubt) we were hopelessly lost near a *choke-gasp* mall...

Unable to force ourselves to ask directions we took shelter in an all-you-can-eat Chineese Buffet.  The Captain in spite of her petite frame proceeded to encounter and dispose of aproxamately two pounds of crab... then stated,"I have a food baby."  Not to be out done Sidney ate a not-so-light sampling form everything else on the seven-table buffett and had to unbutton her pants upon leaving the restaurant.  I picked the wrong crew to diet around...

While we returned with out incident (excepting the gas of three overfull pirates), we never found the rink...

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